You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
You had one eye on the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they’d be your partner
They’d be your partner, and...

You’re so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You’re so vain, I’ll bet you think this song is about you
Don’t you? don’t you?

You had me several years ago when I was still quite naive
Well you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved and one of them was me
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and...

I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and...
Well I hear you went up to saratoga and your horse naturally won
Then you flew your lear jet up to nova scotia
To see the total eclipse of the sun
Well you’re where you should be all the time
And when you’re not you’re with
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
Wife of a close friend, and...

Politices, economics, Public Choice Theory, green olives, winter, penguins, Libertarians, Republicans, Washington DC, TiVo, Ikea, night driving, diners, marlboro reds, betta fish, stealing, Bristol TN, ketchup, the Metro, mochas

Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Gavin Degraw, Jason Mraz, Mindless Self Indulgence, Incubus, Smashing Pumpkins, Gary Jules, Pink Martini, They Might Be Giants, Dissociatives, Cake, Poe, Red Delicious, Soul Coughing, Hole, The Cure, Badly Drawn Boy, Bowling for Soup, Cree Summer, Dandy Warhols, the Faint, Fuel, Glasshouse, Airforce, Muse, Sondre Lerche, Mary Prankster

Anything with zombies, Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Delusions of Modern Primitivism, Braincandy, Bubba Ho-Tep, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Boondock Saints, Scotland PA, Wet Hot American Summer, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Life Aquatic, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Mullholand Drive

Law and Order: SVU, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Futurama, Home Movies, Oblongs, Sealab 2021, Conan O'Brian, King of the Hill

House of Leaves, Atlas Shrugged, The Fountainhead, Handmaiden's Tale, White Noise, Slaughterhouse 5, Catch-22, White as Snow, Lolita, Pale Fire, Calvin and Hobbes